What Burger Says To Ice Queens

• "Is it zero(0) degrees Celsius in here, or is it just you?"
• "If you were a playing card, you would be the Queen of Snowflakes!"
• "When I want cold, I'll just buy some ice cream...then again, I don't eat ice cream since I'm lactose intolerant!"
• "With girls/women/ladies like you around, every season is winter!"
• "Your name should be changed to Antarctica after the coldest continent on Earth!"
• "I have seen snowmen that are warmer than your heart!"
• "Allow my hot head to warm your cold shoulders!"
• "Why don't you use your cold heart/shoulders to refrigerate frozen foods instead of frostbiting me?"
• "Do you want a winter coat? Because you need to warm up those cold shoulders of yours!"
• "Your attitude makes me think of a fairytale princess-Snow White-but despite her name, she wasn't an ice queen like you!"
• "You know how you spell unfriendly? U, you, YOU, YOU, YOU, YOU, YOU!"

(The word unromantic works with this joke, too!)

• "Your shoulders are like a blizzard; everybody near them gets frozen!"
• "Your shoulders are so cold, they could freeze an entire lake!"
• "No wonder you're unfriendly/unromantic! The temperature of your heart is zero(0) Kelvin!"
• (In case you don't know, zero Kelvin is absolute zero; it's the coldest temperature possible! By the way, zero Kelvin = -273 degrees Celsius = -459.4 degrees Farenheit.)

If her name happens to be Alice:

• "Remove the A & L from your name, and then add the word queen after it; that's what you are!"
• If her name happens to be Goldilocks:

• "Thanks for the frostbite, Coldilocks!"
• "Why don't we remove the G from your name & replace it with a C?"
• If her name happens to be Sue, Susan, Susanna, or Suzy:

• "Maybe your surname should be Snowflake, but then you would be stealing Suzy Snowflake's identity!"
• If her name happens to be Sally, Sarah, or Sarita:

• Your name may mean "princess", but you just became a queen, an ice queen!
• If her name happens to be Princess:

• "Your name may be Princess, but you just became a queen, an ice queen!"
• If her name happens to be Queen or Queenie:

• "What's the name of your kingdom, Frostina?"
• "You must be the queen of some winter wonderland!"
• If her name happens to be Lady:

• "If you were a royal lady, you could be crowned an ice queen, Lady!"
• "Perhaps your surname should be Icy Blocks!"

(Spoofed name: Lady Lovely Locks)

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